Trudeau has no allowed us to have the always epic conversation of "what Canadian athlete would make the best Prime Minister?"
As many Canadians have been begging and praying for for months and months, Justin Trudeau is stepping down as Prime Minister of our beloved country.
So let's do what all of us did in Grade 5 social studies class and come up with hypothetical athletes that we would love to see get sworn in as our country's next leader.
NOTE: We will be doing ONLY Retired Canadian athletes; we want the active current athletes to continue dominating in their respective sport
1) Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky
I mean if this isn't an automatic slam dunk (or in this case an empty netter) than I don't want to live in this country anymore. Wayne-O is the sexy stud of old school hockey flow that wouldn't be afraid to get pucks in deep, grind the forecheck, and rework the economic policy to open up some more cap space for us.
2) Paul Coffey
This is the man you bring in to to revitalize your country's defence. He will draw up the X's and O's as well as establishing a culture of not letting anything we don't want entering our country's borders. Like he's done for the Oiler's defence room, bring this man into the Big House to start the process of reducing the pucks and people that come our way.
3) Donovan Bailey
Nothing says politics more than lying and cheating; so enter Donovan Bailey. Bailey not only had one of the most infamous doping scandals of Canada sports history, he was also involved in a tax evasion scheme too. I mean, come on, TAX EVASION, this pick speaks for itself. If we politics continues to have liars and cheaters in office than pull up a chair at the big boy table for Bailey to lead the charge.
4) Georges St. Pierre
I would like to bring in the famous line from the movie Step Brothers that constitutes the impact Justin Trudeau has had on me:
I mean look at this face and tell me I'm far off...
So we need a man of Georges St. Pierre and his stature and toughness to stand guard in the Parliament building when mutts like Trump come scrolling through trying to take our country from under our feet. Instead of "Make America Great Again" GSP would drop a "Get Rear Naked Choked".
These are the top retired athletes we saw that would best fit the Prime Minister we are looking for in 2025!
Do you have any athletes that we missed?!?
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