I would do anything to go back to the glory days of sports and Bryan Johnson: The man who wants to live forever, may have given us a way...
Yeah so this guy Bryan Johnson from Don't Die: The man who wants to live forever has given us an enchanting path on how to remain young forever. So why not think about athletes that made our childhood the best it could be and why not give them the "Blueprint" to staying young (for those that have actually watched the Netflix doc already).
Here are the athletes that changed my childhood:
Alex "The Gr8 One" Ovechkin
My favourite athlete of all-time and (will be) the greatest statistical goal scorer the hockey world has ever seen. Now God and Bryan Johnson, please inject my boy Ovi with whatever needle will make him young enough to score the 25 goals to beat the NHL all-time goals record, and maybe add another 100 goals to cement his legacy.
Barry Bonds
I wasn't old enough to appreciate Barry Bonds' legacy he left on the game of baseball, but you need to imagine a world where he comes back. I'll set the scene:
The home run leader for the season gets 55+ and Bonds comes in the following off-season by signing a contract with the New York Yankees for 3 years, $350 million. Steroid-free but on a young person regimen created by Bryan Johnson, Barry proceeds to hammer 75+ homers in his first season, majority of them courtesy of the short porch in right field at Yankee Stadium.
All of this while I'm juggling being married with 4 kids and at the same time fighting 3 separate alimony payments to the past "love of my lives".
Phil Mickelson
I love myself a good lefty golf swing and Phil is the GOAT of that in the golf world. Man makes me want to be a better person.
He also makes me want to be a better gambler, and I shall become his student, where I too will be spending $1 billion over three decades. Make Gambling Great Again!
Conor McGregor
"There would be nothing FOOKING betta than seein' tha pride ov Ireland back in tha motherfooking ring."
Bill Belichick
Bill is of course not an athlete by any means but tell me you wouldn't like to see Bill shed a few years off that wrinkly face?
I want Bill to be coaching Joe Burrow's grandson to a UNC National Championship, meanwhile my worthless, ungrateful children are putting me in a nursing home.
Which one of these athletes is your favourite?
Did we miss an athlete?
COMMENT BELOW your list of athletes that you wish to see age backwards for the right reasons!
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